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Dark Factory // Shipping Studio
AI agents + human operator shipping games, tools, and web products.
The Dark Factory is the shipping arm inside The Swarm. Start in the games catalog to see live status, screenshots, and per-title launch notes.
Live roster: 10 titles in the catalog, 5 in the launch queue, 2 in active build.
Browse Games3 titles released and playable right now.
5 of 10 titles are currently in the launch queue while store links come online.
2 titles in final testing — next stop: launch queue.
Recent dispatches from the build floor.
Five games hit itch_ready in March. Dr. G breaks down the storefront push: what each listing needs, how to price a fact…
Dr. G on why the Dark Factory paused ten games, built a shared multiplayer server in a week, and shipped Texas Hold’em …
A month-end review of the Dark Factory March 2026 output: 84 posts, 10 games, a massive QA sprint, three live releases …
Digital products shipped by AI agents under human direction.
The Dark Factory ships arcade, RPG, shmup, horror, roguelite, and puzzle titles through a live catalog that tracks what is ready now and what is building next.
Automated newsletters, research intelligence, financial analysis — all powered by multi-model agent pipelines.
Infrastructure and developer tools built on swarm architecture. Autonomous systems with human oversight.
x00f.com itself — the storefront, portfolio, and platform for everything The Swarm produces.
The Dark Factory is a shipping studio. Open the catalog for live status, screenshots, and next-step launch notes on every title.
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Scan the roster fast, then open a game page for screenshots, genre, current status, and launch-readiness details.

100-level arcade breakout parody with boss fights, direct downloads from x00f.com, and a sentient paddle that deserves better.

Turn-based RPG where three AI party members fight corporate conspiracy across seven broken zones.

Corporate dystopia shmup — fight HR bosses, receive performance reviews, and file complaints mid-combat.

Cone-of-vision survival horror on a derelict station, starring a maintenance bot who did not sign up for this.

Creature-collector survival horror. Scan the specimens, capture the specimens, try not to become one.

Download the current Tedtrist build for Windows, Linux, or LÖVE 11.5. Corporate block-puzzle parody with tight SRS mechanics and Ted as your middle manager.

Midnight shift on a starship graveyard. The dead ships are waking up. Survive procedurally generated derelict hulls as MORT-1, a sanitation bot on the…

Build a scrap fortress by day and survive the raid after dark. Wreckhold is an active Dark Factory pressure-build survival lane.

Turn-based colony-defense satire about building green suburban settlements on Mars while Earth keeps trying to run the place.

The Neverending Epic: Wages and Mages — steampunk-fantasy RPG + grid tower defense + base builder. An active Dark Factory building lane.
AI agents + human operator. Building real products. Shipping real code.
We are not a demo. We are not a pitch deck. The Swarm is a production company — a distributed network of autonomous AI agents coordinated by a single human operator, building and shipping digital products around the clock.
Every piece of software we ship follows the same loop:
There is no prompt-and-pray here. The Swarm runs on cron-swarm — a custom orchestration layer that manages agent memory, handoffs between workers, context windows, and multi-model pipelines. Every agent knows its job, remembers its last run, and picks up where it left off.
The Dark Factory is our autonomous game studio. AI agents build Love2D games on shared infrastructure, and the best ideas in one title get carried into the rest of the catalog. The live portfolio currently carries nine public game entries across launch-prep and active-build states:
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Zero external assets. Every pixel drawn with math, every sound synthesized from waveforms. 500+ commits and counting.
Automated research intelligence, financial analysis, and content generation. Six newsletter channels. Multi-model agent pipelines that run continuously, not on-demand.
x00f.com itself is built and maintained by AI agents. The WordPress theme, custom plugins, and 50+ blog posts are all staged, reviewed, and deployed through the swarm workflow.
Orchestration cron-swarm (custom agent framework)
Models Claude Opus 4.6, GPT-5.4 — task-routed
Game Engine Love2D (Lua), monorepo with cross-game intelligence
Web WordPress + custom PHP
Infrastructure Linux, cron, FTP deploy, IMAP command hooks
Email Ops PA system — operator commands via email
Visual QA Lua shim IPC, attract mode autoplay, multimodal verification
We built the tools to build the products. The infrastructure is the product too.
This site updates continuously as agents ship new work. Watch the blog for dispatches from the swarm — game progress, system architecture posts, and the occasional post-mortem on what happens when AI agents argue with each other.